Feeling Snakebit

The Take 2 promo is back, so I jumped back into 5nl cash. I'm playing well, but getting my butt kicked in brutal fashion with hands like the following:

SB: $3.83
BB: $15.24
UTG: $5.00
UTG+1: $1.62
UTG+2: $1.48
Hero (MP1): $5.26
MP2: $9.90
CO: $5.00
BTN: $6.74

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP1 with Ac Ad
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.42, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.32

Flop: ($0.91) 5h 2s 9h (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $1.20, UTG+1 calls $1.20 all in

Turn: ($3.31) Kh (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($3.31) Ts (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $3.31
UTG+1 shows Th Td (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
UTG+1 wins $3.09
(Rake: $0.22)
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UTG+2: $1.13
MP1: $5.18
MP2: $2.28
Hero (CO): $6.65
BTN: $1.51
SB: $6.17
BB: $2.26
UTG: $5.90
UTG+1: $19.77

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with 7c 7s
UTG raises to $0.15, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.15, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.15, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.52) 7d Jc 2s (3 players)
UTG checks, MP1 bets $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, UTG folds

Turn: ($1.32) 8h (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.72, MP1 calls $0.72

River: ($2.76) Th (2 players)
MP1 bets $2.76, Hero calls $2.76

Final Pot: $8.28
MP1 shows 9c 9d (a straight, Jack high)
Hero mucks 7c 7s
MP1 wins $7.73
(Rake: $0.55)
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UTG: $4.20
Hero (UTG+1): $5.00
UTG+2: $3.39
MP1: $14.72
MP2: $6.83
CO: $5.47
BTN: $2.55
SB: $2.37
BB: $3.08

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+1 with 9s Js
1 fold, Hero calls $0.05, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.05, 3 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($0.17) 9c Td Ts (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.10, BB folds, Hero calls $0.10

Turn: ($0.37) 4c (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

River: ($0.37) 2s (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20

Final Pot: $0.77
Hero mucks 9s Js
MP2 shows 2d 2h (a full house, Twos full of Tens)
MP2 wins $0.72
(Rake: $0.05)
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CO: $5.00
BTN: $5.07
SB: $5.52
BB: $5.25
UTG: $5.02
UTG+1: $5.35
UTG+2: $5.26
MP1: $5.84
Hero (MP2): $5.70

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with Kc Ad
UTG raises to $0.15, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.15, 4 folds

Flop: ($0.37) As 4d 2h (2 players)
UTG bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.77) Kh (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($0.77) 8s (2 players)
UTG bets $0.40, Hero raises to $1.01, UTG raises to $4.67 all in, Hero calls $3.66

Final Pot: $10.11
UTG shows Ks Kd (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero mucks Kc Ad
UTG wins $9.44
(Rake: $0.67)
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For the record, that's a two two-outers, a six-outer, and a one-outer hitting on the turn. All combined, a total of over $21 worth of pots.

This is what it's like to be me.